.....and there I was looking for a 1000 brown M&M 's to fill a brandy glass jar or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage, so Jeff Bake pops his head around the door and mentions there's a little sweet shop on the edge of town so We go and it's closed so there's me and Keith Moon and David Crosby breaking in to this little sweet shop right? Well instead of a guard dog they have this bloody great big bengal tiger. well, I managed to take care of the tiger with a can of mase but the shop owner and his son, was a different story all together.........I had to beat them to death with their own shoes....nasty business really but, sure enough we got the 1000 M&M's and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show


Take me Garth, Where? I'm low on gas and u need a jacket.
i'm gonna be Frank. Can i still be Garth?

look its heather lock leer there is a god Heather be thi name sscchhwwiiinnng

i think i'll use the may i help you riff, doo doo doo doo, may i help you? yes i'd like to look at this fender! oh realy? yes! again? yesssssssss! dood oo dood dodoa! hey buddie...NO STAIRWAY...DENIED!!!


woah is that you with bob dylan,yeah!,whos the old lady,thats my old lady innit

can't believe paramount spent money to send us all the way over to England. i would have thought they'd send two doubles. well here's Picadilly circus. Wow what a shitty circus.
  ¶ 4/14/2004 03:18:00 e.h.